Welcome to the Modern Typewriter, a daily blog to discuss topics that can’t be answered easily, or are just some fun topics! Today is November 30th, 2008, I’m Royce, and I’m here to present: The Mickey D’s Rap.
The following are the lyrics so you can rap along:
I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin son — no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive through order for two
I gots a cravin’ fo’ a numba nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on da frizzle
Doctor pepper my brothah, another for ya motha
Double-double supah size and don’t forget the fries
“One word: AWESOME!” said Rochester, a writer at the Modern Typewriter.
“I love how the drive-thru person says ‘Sorry, I only got the double cheeseburger, can you throw that down again?'” says Jaycee, another writer at the Modern Typewriter.
That, my friends, was the famous, McDonald’s Rap! Remember, I’m Royce, and this is the Modern Typewriter, OUT!
Video taken from YouTube videos.